VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull! Haddock UK

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull!

Harrison Ford’s injury on Star Wars set prompts stricter Spacecraft regulations Haddock US

Harrison Ford’s injury on Star Wars set prompts stricter Spacecraft regulations

German rental Grannies not just for Children Haddock World

German rental Grannies not just for Children

Are rising Mortgage Rates destroying your Pancreas? Haddock Review

Are rising Mortgage Rates destroying your Pancreas?

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull!

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull! | Badgers on Viagra! Wildlife campaigners have been giving badgers Viagra pills to help them remain erect longer and do more…

April 22, 2014Read More

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg | David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester United because he apparently doesn’t…

April 22, 2014Read More

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam!

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam! | Much like the beef which sneaked in meat from the namesake animals with horseshoed feet, now worries abound for the…

April 18, 2014Read More

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

| David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester United because he apparently doesn’t understand his job, Nick Clegg is still leader of the Liberal Democrats despite being in exactly the same predicament. Vince Cable has hit upon a…

April 22, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss! | ‘Subjects forced to drink a glass of athlete’s piss before each meal demonstrated a significant…

April 16, 2014Read More

Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout
Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Pregnant Baseball players must give birth On-field
Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April
Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?
Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!
History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

April 16, 2014Read More

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II | Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events
Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Joe Biden denies Dolphin support to Ukraine

Joe Biden denies Dolphin support to Ukraine

| The US Navy has been deployed to the Black Sea in order to aid Ukraine against Russian attack. However, the US Government will not lend use of it’s Elite Dolphin Attack Force, as they are the best friends of Vice President Joe Biden. “The Vice…

April 23, 2014Read More

Bugs Bungee!

Bugs Bungee! | The mystery of carrots disappearing from snowmen in Northumberland has been solved.  CCTV in the…

April 11, 2014Read More

Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole
Meet the Orca that is standing by SeaWorld amidst Blackfish controversy
STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees
Haddock Profiles: Harley Svalhelsen, Pet Masseuser
Road Bridge built from Spider Silk collapses under the weight of Flies
Loch Ness Monster blasts Amazon: “allow my Erotic Fiction!”
German rental Grannies not just for Children

German rental Grannies not just for Children

| With the price of mere existence rising exponentially, Senior Care has felt the strain of a tightened belt. What are the elderly to do with themselves and their many various skin discolorations? Germany has turned this problem into profit with the “Mehrgenerationenhaus” (or “House of…

May 4, 2014Read More

Bryan Singer’s parties are now “very, very boring”

Bryan Singer’s parties are now “very, very boring” | Bryan Singer has been accused of some very serious boy-touching, stemming from incidents at his…

April 28, 2014Read More

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull!
Bacteria are Shit and they know we can’t see them!
Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!
Wereballs: Shedding Light on Testicular Lycanthropy
The ‘League of Dick Shaped Islands’ welcomes its Newest Member!
What a Relief! A Blow-Job Computer!
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Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More