Curry worries due to Lamb Scam!

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam! | Much like the beef which sneaked in meat from the namesake animals with horseshoed feet, now worries abound for the…

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines! | Illegal Immigration by Siege Engines Spanish Immigration officials are congregating in the tiny Spanish town of Tarifa at the country’s…

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss! | ‘Subjects forced to drink a glass of athlete’s piss before each meal demonstrated a significant drop in calorific intake as…

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

| ‘Subjects forced to drink a glass of athlete’s piss before each meal demonstrated a significant drop in calorific intake as a result and therefore lost weight.’ Said Dr David Wilkes of the Utah dietary research unit at a press conference yesterday. It has long been…

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

Bugs Bungee!

Bugs Bungee!

| The mystery of carrots disappearing from snowmen in Northumberland has been solved.  CCTV in the village of Crumpleworth-Welling, revealed a group of masked rabbits have been launching dare-devil bungee attacks from the trees above people’s gardens. Rabbits were previously unknown to possess this kind of…

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

| Illegal Immigration by Siege Engines Spanish Immigration officials are congregating in the tiny Spanish town of Tarifa at the country’s most southerly point holding blankets. Why are they standing on the beach holding blankets? They’re catching illegal immigrants. However, the blankets are not to warm…

Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…