Curry worries due to Lamb Scam! Haddock UK

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam!

Hyper-developed newborn sues mother over the condition of her uterus Haddock US

Hyper-developed newborn sues mother over the condition of her uterus

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins Haddock World

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins

HADDOCK REVIEW: Cardiff Comedy Festival (WUSA SEMI FINAL 1 12/07/2012) Haddock Review

HADDOCK REVIEW: Cardiff Comedy Festival (WUSA SEMI FINAL 1 12/07/2012)

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam!

Curry worries due to Lamb Scam! | Much like the beef which sneaked in meat from the namesake animals with horseshoed feet, now worries abound for the…

April 18, 2014Read More

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines! | Illegal Immigration by Siege Engines Spanish Immigration officials are congregating in the tiny Spanish town of Tarifa at the country’s…

April 17, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss! | ‘Subjects forced to drink a glass of athlete’s piss before each meal demonstrated a significant drop in calorific intake as…

April 16, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!

| ‘Subjects forced to drink a glass of athlete’s piss before each meal demonstrated a significant drop in calorific intake as a result and therefore lost weight.’ Said Dr David Wilkes of the Utah dietary research unit at a press conference yesterday. It has long been…

April 16, 2014Read More

Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout

Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout | Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout By:  Thinker St. James With the latest…

April 11, 2014Read More

Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Pregnant Baseball players must give birth On-field
Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April
Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?
Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!
Lance Armstrong Presents: Ampheta-Horse!
History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

April 16, 2014Read More

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II | Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events
Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Bugs Bungee!

Bugs Bungee!

| The mystery of carrots disappearing from snowmen in Northumberland has been solved.  CCTV in the village of Crumpleworth-Welling, revealed a group of masked rabbits have been launching dare-devil bungee attacks from the trees above people’s gardens. Rabbits were previously unknown to possess this kind of…

April 11, 2014Read More

Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole

Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole | A group of polar bears who set-up a village in Antarctica have been subjected to…

April 10, 2014Read More

Meet the Orca that is standing by SeaWorld amidst Blackfish controversy
STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees
Haddock Profiles: Harley Svalhelsen, Pet Masseuser
Road Bridge built from Spider Silk collapses under the weight of Flies
Loch Ness Monster blasts Amazon: “allow my Erotic Fiction!”
LGBT water fowl refuse to answer Duck Dynasty duck calls!
Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

Spain Bombarded by Immigrants fired from Medieval Siege Engines!

| Illegal Immigration by Siege Engines Spanish Immigration officials are congregating in the tiny Spanish town of Tarifa at the country’s most southerly point holding blankets. Why are they standing on the beach holding blankets? They’re catching illegal immigrants. However, the blankets are not to warm…

April 17, 2014Read More

Wereballs: Shedding Light on Testicular Lycanthropy

Wereballs: Shedding Light on Testicular Lycanthropy | GROWLERSMOUTH , MASSACHUSETTS (USA) – “The worst part about a full moon, for me, is…

April 14, 2014Read More

The ‘League of Dick Shaped Islands’ welcomes its Newest Member!
What a Relief! A Blow-Job Computer!
Doctor Who is sent back to the 1970′s to collar celebrity sex offenders!
Electricity Awarded MBE
France is Soluble!
UK Pop Stars discover battle rap
Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More