Should UKIP be split from the entire planet? Once again the public are to be asked a big question that they probably don’t understand and have been fed months of misinformation about. It’s a big responsibility. This time it’s simple;…
My Penis is only for peeing, I have wanked my last! An old man living in London admitted today that from now on his penis would only be for peeing and nothing else. Last night, he masturbated for the very…
God of War 4 is everything a good game should be: smart, fun, gorgeous to look at, and a big party for people who enjoy blood on their tongues. I have blood under my fingernails right now, and I haven’t…
Give up, grade one is for kids you dick A thirty something dad from Rutland has failed piano grade one at the 8th time of asking. His mid-life crisis journey to failure began four years ago when he decided that…
Death by Yodelling just became a thing Executioners at the famous Dignitas assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland were so impressed by Mason Ramsey’s Yodelling that they are now proud to offer it as a way to die. Using rats, they…
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Gallagher. Noam Chomsky. When you think of someone you’d enjoy in a dance routine, which name springs to mind first? Exactly. Yet somehow these people continue to mambo their way across broadcast television, because the brimstone of eternal…