The 5-Minute Power Hour (Pilot Episode) News-Flashes

The 5-Minute Power Hour (Pilot Episode)

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant Haddock UK

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Bernie Sanders: “Guacamole is a basic human right” Haddock US

Bernie Sanders: “Guacamole is a basic human right”

Organ donor card found in Wisconsin Mixed Grill Haddock World

Organ donor card found in Wisconsin Mixed Grill

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant | ‘I just don’t know what came over me!’ is most likely what the cat would have said if cats could…

November 30, 2014Read More

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem | Babies. Nobody likes them, but they’re necessary. Though we’ve conquered many of our natural instincts, propagating our horrible species persists,…

November 26, 2014Read More

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP | Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP.…

November 22, 2014Read More

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

November 22, 2014Read More

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg | David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester…

April 22, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!
Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Pregnant Baseball players must give birth On-field
Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April
Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?
Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!
History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

April 16, 2014Read More

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II | Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events
Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Al-Qaeda asks ISIS to stop taking credit for their Attacks

Al-Qaeda asks ISIS to stop taking credit for their Attacks

| On Monday, a pair of puss-filled fuck-canals in Texas tried to shoot some people for drawing pictures they didn’t like. Unlike a similar assault in France earlier this year, these consummate turd swallowers were unable to meet their objective. They managed to shoot a dude…

May 5, 2015Read More

Laser Owl is NOT to blame for attacks on Dutch village!

Laser Owl is NOT to blame for attacks on Dutch village! | Impostor! As we all know, Laser Owl is a hero. He shoots lasers from his…

March 2, 2015Read More

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!
Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant
Cat charged with Human Violence after beating Owner
Peruvian sea-lion deaths thought to be revenge attack by buggered penguins!
Are we doing enough for our Anacondas?
Joe Biden denies Dolphin support to Ukraine
Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

| Smalltalk costs lives In a desperate attempt to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner a man in Buffalo Texas shot himself in the face with a magnum .44 calibre pistol yesterday evening. Bob Krantz 51, financial director, was pronounced dead at the scene on account…

November 24, 2014Read More

Feminist’s Vagina shocks: “Penises deserve the gas chamber!”

Feminist’s Vagina shocks: “Penises deserve the gas chamber!” | A radical feminist’s vagina has raised eyebrows over a series of tweets it sent out…

November 23, 2014Read More

Donald Trump: “I don’t believe anyone was born in the United States”
Ten Reasons that Luke Skywalker is Better than Han Solo!
Laser Owl is NOT to blame for attacks on Dutch village!
You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!
Why is the UK Uncomfortable with Female Ejaculation?
German rental Grannies not just for Children
Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More