Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP. UKIP (a collective celebrating…
Should UKIP be split from the entire planet? Once again the public are to be asked a big question that…
Give up, grade one is for kids you dick A thirty something dad from Rutland has failed piano grade one…
Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…
David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester…
History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…
Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…
You evil old cow! ‘Fuck you! You bastards’ said Millicent Frottage, a septuagenarian bag lady from Bedfordshire. This is the only thing she’s said since her arrest earlier this week and she’s said it to all sorts of people, including a bishop. ‘You evil old…
Panda ‘Wank-Coma’ caused by Japanese Sex Cartoons Woo Woo, a giant panda housed at Cincinnati…
My Penis is only for peeing, I have wanked my last! An old man living in London admitted today that from now on his penis would only be for peeing and nothing else. Last night, he masturbated for the very last time and reported that…
God of War 4 is everything a good game should be: smart, fun, gorgeous to…
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