Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant | ‘I just don’t know what came over me!’ is most likely what the cat would have said if cats could…

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem | Babies. Nobody likes them, but they’re necessary. Though we’ve conquered many of our natural instincts, propagating our horrible species persists,…

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP | Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP.…

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

| The Answer: Far too often! Now is the time for concern about the body image problem in the moose community! It is not a crime to be a fat moose. It is a crime to hit someone with a ball-peen hammer. Never confuse those two.…

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

| The Answer: Far too often! Now is the time for concern about the body image problem in the moose community! It is not a crime to be a fat moose. It is a crime to hit someone with a ball-peen hammer. Never confuse those two.…

Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…