Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant Haddock UK

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Bubonic Plague claims 37 during Black Friday Sale in Pittsburgh Haddock US

Bubonic Plague claims 37 during Black Friday Sale in Pittsburgh

Captured ISIS terrorists forced to learn Klingon Haddock World

Captured ISIS terrorists forced to learn Klingon

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs! Haddock Review

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant | ‘I just don’t know what came over me!’ is most likely what the cat would have said if cats could…

November 30, 2014Read More

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem | Babies. Nobody likes them, but they’re necessary. Though we’ve conquered many of our natural instincts, propagating our horrible species persists,…

November 26, 2014Read More

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP | Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP.…

November 22, 2014Read More

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

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David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg | David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester…

April 22, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!
Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout
Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Pregnant Baseball players must give birth On-field
Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April
Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?
History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

April 16, 2014Read More

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II | Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events
Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

| The Answer: Far too often! Now is the time for concern about the body image problem in the moose community! It is not a crime to be a fat moose. It is a crime to hit someone with a ball-peen hammer. Never confuse those two.…

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Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant | ‘I just don’t know what came over me!’ is most likely what the cat would…

November 30, 2014Read More

Cat charged with Human Violence after beating Owner
Peruvian sea-lion deaths thought to be revenge attack by buggered penguins!
Are we doing enough for our Anacondas?
Joe Biden denies Dolphin support to Ukraine
Bugs Bungee!
Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole
You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!

| The Answer: Far too often! Now is the time for concern about the body image problem in the moose community! It is not a crime to be a fat moose. It is a crime to hit someone with a ball-peen hammer. Never confuse those two.…

January 26, 2015Read More

Why is the UK Uncomfortable with Female Ejaculation?

Why is the UK Uncomfortable with Female Ejaculation? | Well fucking well, Your Majesty. As If You’ve Never! The United Kingdom did the moonwalk…

December 3, 2014Read More

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem
Jurassic Park Franchise brought to life using fossilised Spielberg DNA!
Mass Cake-Baking demonstrations in Ferguson following Grand Jury ruling
Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!
Kim Kardashian ‘Broke’ the Wank Bank!
Feminist’s Vagina shocks: “Penises deserve the gas chamber!”
Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

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