STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees Haddock UK

STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees

Katy Perry summons Cthulhu at Grammy Awards Haddock US

Katy Perry summons Cthulhu at Grammy Awards

Everything is lovely in Venezuela Haddock World

Everything is lovely in Venezuela

Haddock Profiles: Harley Svalhelsen, Pet Masseuser Haddock Review

Haddock Profiles: Harley Svalhelsen, Pet Masseuser

STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees

STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees | It’s an unspoken rule of the insect world: bees love to party. They love swarming about, getting shitfaced, spewing honey…

January 23, 2014Read More

Scientists Successfully Clown a Sheep!

Scientists Successfully Clown a Sheep! | They said it wasn’t possible to turn a farm animal into a circus entertainer but they were wrong. The dissenters…

January 17, 2014Read More

Road Bridge built from Spider Silk collapses under the weight of Flies

Road Bridge built from Spider Silk collapses under the weight of Flies | Plans to build a road bridge from spider silk ran into problems today after the structure collapsed under the weight…

January 7, 2014Read More

Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April

Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April

| A great fracas has exploded across the internet regarding Sochi’s Olympic readiness. The bourgeois western media seems to have taken exception to the fact that, though the games have already begun, much of the area still resembles a town on the tail-end of a tornado…

February 7, 2014Read More

Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?

Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168? | UFC 168: Noodle-gate! Prior to the rematch between Chris Weidman and Anderson Silva at UFC…

December 29, 2013Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!
Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!
Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Lance Armstrong Presents: Ampheta-Horse!
Richie Incognito ordered to undergo balloon therapy
F1′s Max Mosley wins Amateur AVN Award for Nazi Sex Orgy
De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

| Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall! De-classified MOD documents released this week reveal a fascinating insight into the important and dangerous work carried out by clowns during the dark days of World War II. Although hampered…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events | The crash of the Hindenburg; the My Lai Massacre; The new Lone Ranger movie. These…

July 10, 2013Read More

Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Richard III DNA turns lab Monkey into insane Horse-Thief!
Meet the Orca that is standing by SeaWorld amidst Blackfish controversy

Meet the Orca that is standing by SeaWorld amidst Blackfish controversy

| Everywhere you turn, people are attacking the SeaWorld theme parks for being animal-hating overlords in the cruel game of dolphin trafficking. The film Blackfish has exposed SeaWorld’s passionate hatred for the ocean and everything residing in it. But does everyone share this point of view?…

January 26, 2014Read More

STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees

STDs and tobacco use are leading causes of Death for fast-living Honeybees | It’s an unspoken rule of the insect world: bees love to party. They love swarming…

January 23, 2014Read More

Haddock Profiles: Harley Svalhelsen, Pet Masseuser
Road Bridge built from Spider Silk collapses under the weight of Flies
Loch Ness Monster blasts Amazon: “allow my Erotic Fiction!”
LGBT water fowl refuse to answer Duck Dynasty duck calls!
Ghosts of Thanksgiving turkeys return to haunt Americans
Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole
Everything is lovely in Venezuela

Everything is lovely in Venezuela

| Now with New Tennis Courts! The country of Venezuela is as tranquil as a Buddhist temple at the moment. The people happily eat candy in the streets, dogs smile and no students are shot in the head. Not a single one, nor two, not even…

February 18, 2014Read More

Russian billionaire eats a Ferrari

Russian billionaire eats a Ferrari | Get out of my dreams, get onto my plate! Russian billionaire Mikhail Khodorkovsky ate a…

January 27, 2014Read More

Legalising Marijuana is Nacho Genocide!
Puppet Relief: The worrying rise of glove-puppet masturbation!
‘Full House’ star says she’s ‘submissive’ to husband during ‘Greco-Roman wrestling’
World comes to an end as Marijuana legalized in Colorado
Santa Claus is actually Merengue singer Elvis Crespo!
Flapparazzi – Press to employ flat people
Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More