Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant

Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant | ‘I just don’t know what came over me!’ is most likely what the cat would have said if cats could…

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem

Child bearing has a Diversity Problem | Babies. Nobody likes them, but they’re necessary. Though we’ve conquered many of our natural instincts, propagating our horrible species persists,…

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP | Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP.…

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

Al-Qaeda asks ISIS to stop taking credit for their Attacks

Al-Qaeda asks ISIS to stop taking credit for their Attacks

| On Monday, a pair of puss-filled fuck-canals in Texas tried to shoot some people for drawing pictures they didn’t like. Unlike a similar assault in France earlier this year, these consummate turd swallowers were unable to meet their objective. They managed to shoot a dude…

Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

| Smalltalk costs lives In a desperate attempt to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner a man in Buffalo Texas shot himself in the face with a magnum .44 calibre pistol yesterday evening. Bob Krantz 51, financial director, was pronounced dead at the scene on account…

Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…