Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World

Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World | Should UKIP be split from the entire planet? Once again the public are to be asked a big question that…

Mid-Life Crisis Dad fails Grade One Piano Again

Mid-Life Crisis Dad fails Grade One Piano Again | Give up, grade one is for kids you dick A thirty something dad from Rutland has failed piano grade one…

China expels all Western Cartoon Characters starting with Peppa Pig

China expels all Western Cartoon Characters starting with Peppa Pig | Peppa Pig is too happy for China. Peppa pig is the first high profile cartoon character to be arrested, questioned,…

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

Organised Bag Lady ‘ring’ blamed for Pacific plastic problem

Organised Bag Lady ‘ring’ blamed for Pacific plastic problem

| You evil old cow! ‘Fuck you! You bastards’ said Millicent Frottage, a septuagenarian bag lady from Bedfordshire. This is the only thing she’s said since her arrest earlier this week and she’s said it to all sorts of people, including a bishop. ‘You evil old…

Old Man Accepts his Penis is only for Peeing now!

Old Man Accepts his Penis is only for Peeing now!

| My Penis is only for peeing, I have wanked my last! An old man living in London admitted today that from now on his penis would only be for peeing and nothing else. Last night, he masturbated for the very last time and reported that…

Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…