WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs Haddock Sport

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World Haddock UK

Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World

French label ‘Raspberry Beret’ as Cultural Appropriation Haddock US

French label ‘Raspberry Beret’ as Cultural Appropriation

Dignitas Clinic offers ‘Death by Mason Ramsey Yodelling’ Haddock World

Dignitas Clinic offers ‘Death by Mason Ramsey Yodelling’

Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World

Referendum on UKIP Splitting from the Civilised World | Should UKIP be split from the entire planet? Once again the public are to be asked a big question that…

May 9, 2018Read More

Mid-Life Crisis Dad fails Grade One Piano Again

Mid-Life Crisis Dad fails Grade One Piano Again | Give up, grade one is for kids you dick A thirty something dad from Rutland has failed piano grade one…

May 7, 2018Read More

China expels all Western Cartoon Characters starting with Peppa Pig

China expels all Western Cartoon Characters starting with Peppa Pig | Peppa Pig is too happy for China. Peppa pig is the first high profile cartoon character to be arrested, questioned,…

April 30, 2018Read More

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

November 22, 2014Read More

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg

David Moyes to replace Nick Clegg | David Moyes doesn’t understand politics – Perfect! David Moyes has been kicked out of Manchester…

April 22, 2014Read More

Drinking Athlete’s Piss causes weight loss!
Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!
Pregnant Baseball players must give birth On-field
Sochi will be ready for Winter Olympics sometime in mid-April
Did Chris Weidman replace Anderson Silva’s leg with a pool noodle at UFC 168?
Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!
History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

April 16, 2014Read More

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II | Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall!…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events
Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Organised Bag Lady ‘ring’ blamed for Pacific plastic problem

Organised Bag Lady ‘ring’ blamed for Pacific plastic problem

| You evil old cow! ‘Fuck you! You bastards’ said Millicent Frottage, a septuagenarian bag lady from Bedfordshire. This is the only thing she’s said since her arrest earlier this week and she’s said it to all sorts of people, including a bishop. ‘You evil old…

April 28, 2018Read More

Impotent panda develops dangerous Hentai addiction

Impotent panda develops dangerous Hentai addiction | Panda ‘Wank-Coma’ caused by Japanese Sex Cartoons Woo Woo, a giant panda housed at Cincinnati…

April 28, 2018Read More

I kissed a dog, I liked it! 
Al-Qaeda asks ISIS to stop taking credit for their Attacks
Laser Owl is NOT to blame for attacks on Dutch village!
You’ll never Believe how much this Moose Weighs!
Woman Rapes Cat Sprayed with Lynx Deodorant
Cat charged with Human Violence after beating Owner
Old Man Accepts his Penis is only for Peeing now!

Old Man Accepts his Penis is only for Peeing now!

| My Penis is only for peeing, I have wanked my last! An old man living in London admitted today that from now on his penis would only be for peeing and nothing else. Last night, he masturbated for the very last time and reported that…

May 8, 2018Read More

God of War 4: Is Kratos the Trans hero we need in 2018?

God of War 4: Is Kratos the Trans hero we need in 2018? | God of War 4 is everything a good game should be: smart, fun, gorgeous to…

May 7, 2018Read More

Dignitas Clinic offers ‘Death by Mason Ramsey Yodelling’
Celebrities Refuse to Stop Dancing on Television
French label ‘Raspberry Beret’ as Cultural Appropriation
China expels all Western Cartoon Characters starting with Peppa Pig
Trump Supporters Ready for Kanye 2020
Organised Bag Lady ‘ring’ blamed for Pacific plastic problem
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Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

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