Teenage Thugs Terrorise Communities with Morris Dancing Haddock UK

Teenage Thugs Terrorise Communities with Morris Dancing

Coca Cola to sue Polar Bear who claims Santa ‘touched’ him as a cub! Haddock US

Coca Cola to sue Polar Bear who claims Santa ‘touched’ him as a cub!

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins Haddock World

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins

Haddock Quotables – The Best of Jennifer Lawrence (So Far) Haddock Review

Haddock Quotables – The Best of Jennifer Lawrence (So Far)

Teenage Thugs Terrorise Communities with Morris Dancing

Teenage Thugs Terrorise Communities with Morris Dancing | The government has promised swift action in a bid to curb the growing numbers of young thugs who are increasingly…

December 6, 2013Read More

UK social services steal children to engineer into TED Talks presenters

UK social services steal children to engineer into TED Talks presenters | A pregnant Italian lady recently had her baby extracted from her womb by the British government. For free! Become sedated…

December 4, 2013Read More

Geologists Say Scottish Independence is Unlikely

Geologists Say Scottish Independence is Unlikely | In order to allow Scotland to separate fully from England an earthquake of unparalleled magnitude would be required. Despite his considerable size,…

November 25, 2013Read More

Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!

Sachin Tendulkar once shat in Public!

| Tendulkar: it’s Hindi for Cricket! Sachin Tendulkar is that rare breed of athlete: he’s is the absolute best at what he does, he’s a gentleman in the streets, and he’s a freak in the sheets. By all accounts he’s the total package, beloved by every…

November 19, 2013Read More

Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack!

Roy Hodgson to experiment with Crack! | England manger Roy Hodgson has been experimenting with his team, but  having failed dismally he’s…

November 17, 2013Read More

Lance Armstrong Presents: Ampheta-Horse!
Richie Incognito ordered to undergo balloon therapy
F1′s Max Mosley wins Amateur AVN Award for Nazi Sex Orgy
PGA golfer ejected from NHL hockey game
Man stalked by sentient gym equipment
Arsene Wenger: “Haircare takes precedence over acquiring star players”
De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

De-Classified Documents reveal the vital role of Clowns during World War II

| Clowns helped bring down Hitler, and provided much needed jellybean support to occupied Poland. Clownfall! De-classified MOD documents released this week reveal a fascinating insight into the important and dangerous work carried out by clowns during the dark days of World War II. Although hampered…

November 18, 2013Read More

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events

Surprising demand for Snow globes depicting tragic events | The crash of the Hindenburg; the My Lai Massacre; The new Lone Ranger movie. These…

July 10, 2013Read More

Room Full of Old People found in Parliament
Scientists prove that Neanderthals Performed ‘Middle-Management’ role for Homosapiens!
Haddock History: Remembering the Cuban Whistle Crisis
Richard III DNA turns lab Monkey into insane Horse-Thief!
Ghosts of Thanksgiving turkeys return to haunt Americans

Ghosts of Thanksgiving turkeys return to haunt Americans

| Yesterday, Americans took time to reflect on the things they value most in life: insatiable gluttony, murdering Indians, and a version of football where the foot is used for about 15% of the competition. As is tradition, thousands of turkeys met their demise in order…

November 29, 2013Read More

Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole

Polar Bears encounter racism at South Pole | A group of polar bears who set-up a village in Antarctica have been subjected to…

November 18, 2013Read More

Lance Armstrong Presents: Ampheta-Horse!
Inordinate amount of Zebras beaching in Greenland
Blofeld offers ‘Amusing Deaths’ for Cats
Diplo-Dockers! Container Port Attacked by Dinosaurs!
Pig’s Rights group files discrimination suit against major religions
Celebrity chef Bobby Flay apologizes for barbequing the Queen’s swan!
Coca Cola to sue Polar Bear who claims Santa ‘touched’ him as a cub!

Coca Cola to sue Polar Bear who claims Santa ‘touched’ him as a cub!

| Coca Cola, who rely upon Santa to sell their drink at a time of year when nobody wants a cold drink, are assembling a crack legal team to refute claims that Santa abused pre-consensual polar bears in the 1970′s! The North pole has been rocked…

December 1, 2013Read More

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins

Mexico becomes world’s largest exporter of Teenage Assassins | Teenage Wasteland! In Mexico, where death is common, it is fairly regular to see young…

November 30, 2013Read More

Beware: Christmas Sperm has Twice the Calories!
Wereballs: Shedding Light on Testicular Lycanthropy
The ‘League of Dick Shaped Islands’ welcomes its Newest Member!
The 2013 Haddock Visionary Awards
What a Relief! A Blow-Job Computer!
Doctor Who is sent back to the 1970′s to collar celebrity sex offenders!
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Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…

October 30, 2012Read More