Political Correctness responsible for UKIP

Political Correctness responsible for UKIP | Political Correctness has admitted today (stood outside his London home) that he is ultimately responsible for the rise of UKIP.…

Ann Summers ISIS lingerie a big hit in Iraq

Ann Summers ISIS lingerie a big hit in Iraq | Some people think that military force is the only way to stop terrorism. Others believe that, with enough frilly lace,…

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull!

VIBADGER – Badgers on Viagra to fight back against the cull! | Badgers on Viagra! Wildlife campaigners have been giving badgers Viagra pills to help them remain erect longer and do more…

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

WWE Repossesses Kamala’s legs

| Former professional wrestler Kamala has fallen on hard times as of the last 20 years. This is mainly due to the fact that he is a kind, well-meaning person, or as they are known in the wrestling world, “Vince McMahon Crudités.” Kamala has wrestled some…

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

History is Destroying the World – it must be Stopped!

| History is destroying the world A recent study has shown that there is now more history in the world than ever before. Whilst the levels of pre-history have remained constant its younger cousin continues to grow exponentially. Up until recently history was thought to be…

Are we doing enough for our Anacondas?

Are we doing enough for our Anacondas?

| On August 7th, 1992 Sir Mix-A-Lot delivered his monumental “Baby Got Back” address to the European Union. Like the Churchills and Mandelas before him, Mix-A-Lot’s speech was pointed with lines of great impact. Speaking on behalf of his reptilian constituency, Mix-A-Lot proclaimed in a mighty…

Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

Businessman shoots himself to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner!

| Smalltalk costs lives In a desperate attempt to avoid smalltalk with the office cleaner a man in Buffalo Texas shot himself in the face with a magnum .44 calibre pistol yesterday evening. Bob Krantz 51, financial director, was pronounced dead at the scene on account…

Haddock Tits

Haddock Tits

|                       WTF? 1) Guys: If you think there aren’t enough Tits on this page… then you know exactly what to do… 2) Girls: Not impressed? Well, if you think you can do better… you know…