Underground Weapons Program

Superguns

Superguns

Amidst fears that they may have the capability to create a nuclear bomb within the next few months, pictures have emerged of a new Iranian supergun consisting of parts that were allegedly purchased from London Transport.  The items, which appear to be underground train carriages, were spotted on the roof of a Tehran Military Facility, they were pointing towards the Western Infidel Hoards, according to a local man. Mayor Boris Johnson is said to be hopping mad that the items were sold to the Iranians but was told that they were serving no useful purpose here so it seemed like obvious thing to do.