A Facial Matter!

A Hammersmith man has embarked upon a landmark legal crusade to the European Court of Human Rights after a woman refused to go out with him – because he was ugly! Self appointed President of the National Association for the Aesthetically Disadvantaged Fraser Qwerty, 39, claims he was discriminated against after the woman, glamour model Chesty Vavavoom, 19, rejected his advances citing his hair (none), weight (twenty-one stone), height, (Five feet, two inches), nose (snubbed) and eyes (beady) as the reasons why she would ‘not be seen dead with him on a cold day in hell.’ “For me this is just another form of racism,â€