A Little Un-PC!

A cabinet minister has been forced to apologise after being recorded criticising Britain’s growing number of short police officers, saying he is tempted to ‘use them as a battering ram like Manuel from Fawlty Towers.’ Rambolt Humdedarmy, the Minister for paperback novels, made the comments during a dinner for fat cat bankers held at London’s Guildhall ceremony last night. Whilst helping himself to some camembert at the cheese counter Mr Humdedarmy was heard to say; “And I’ll tell you something else – these shortarse police officers really get on my wick. I can’t see how you can possibly respect somebody who isn’t as tall as you are, unless you’re fatter than they are of course, and even then its a grey area. Just imagine if the speccy little ginger kid came up to you in school and started shoving his milk monitor badge in your face and ordering you to stop kicking that cat around – I mean you’d kick his f&@king head in wouldn’t you? I’d like to use them as a battering ram like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. And don’t even get me started on the blacks…â€

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