Ad Nauseum

one hour commercials

Ad breaks and Commercials on digital/terrestrial television set to last over an hour!

The hounds of television advertising are swigging Waitrose cava, today; Offcom the broadcasting regulators have given the nod to allow ad breaks to last up to 64 minutes!

Public opinion is varied but mostly in favour of the new regulation:
‘There’s nothing I love more than television ad breaks; the skills in filming techniques, the witty script writing, this is progress leading to the possible scrapping of conventional television programming’.
‘A thorough ad break takes away the boredom of a documentary about a war; adverts inform you from changing to a higher grade of toothpaste (for sensitive teeth, by a dentist on flat fee) or cheaper car insurance; and the ads with a sketch in included are hilarious, they make Woody Allen look a 9am pint of Tuborg in Weatherspoon’s alone looser’.

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Critics have praised this new venture as the biggest revolution in television since the 2007 comedy panel game explosion.

Presenter and broadcasters have jumped on the corporate band wagon: depressed multi-millionaire Stephen Fry has signed a deal to advertise for the Glen Mcarthur retail village, there are plans to make a motion picture version of the Premier Inn ad with funny man Lenny Henry CBE and excerpts from Ross Kemp’s combat fitness keep fit DVD will be played on a continuous loop on Sky Three.