I remember reading that Madonna was asking for five million pounds because someone copied a few pictures of her wedding and gave them to a newspaper. Lets put this in perspective shall we ya daft mare? I earn a reasonable wage by ranting and occasionally going on the game; (around £35,000) but at that rate it would take me over 150 years to earn five million pounds, more than three times the average working lifetimeâ€¦and no amount of macrobiotic dinners and kabbalah will make me live that long! I work a seven hour day, I get 25 days holiday per year so, allowing for weekends this period of time equates to something
like 247,000 hours of my time. Now the fun really beginsâ€¦The average wage in Malawi (the country from which she buys children) is around 56p per dayâ€¦and it would therefore take the average Malawianâ€¦(with no holidays or weekends off) …wait for itâ€¦nearly 25,000 years to earn enough money to appease poor distraught Madge who lost her precious piccies. Get a life woman! Someone get me a martini before the menopause finds me!