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Ground breaking research from The University of Sevenoaks has revealed that not only does driving in reverse save fuel, it is also a greener alternative to driving forwards. The theory is that by driving backwards you actually blow the exhaust fumes back into the car thus preventing them from escaping into the atmosphere and causing […]

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The government have refuted claims that the new London Pigeon Rental Act is in fact a form of stealth tax. The policy, which will cost Londoners ten pence each for the pleasure of having pigeons in Trafalgar Square and other areas, was successfully passed through the House of Lords yesterday. Also included in the Bill […]

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Dandruff death?

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Police today are investigating what is thought to be the first death by severe dandruff in history. Inspector Malcolm Dashboard of Devon & Cornwall police said in a press conference today: “The deceased, who’s family requests that he not be named due to cronic embarrassment, was found in the bathroom of his flat, and it […]

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Spaceship Did Not Belong to Christ!

Christ never owned a spaceship At a press conference in Jordan, scientists and experts on holy relics have confirmed that pieces of what was claimed to be Christ’s Spaceship are in fact the remains of something else. They pointed out that Christ never mentioned a spaceship in any of his sermons or parables, and yet it is well […]

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