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PGA golfer ejected from NHL hockey game

PGA golfer ejected from NHL hockey game

On Saturday, the 5th day of October 2013, the Florida Panthers played some of the most amazingly horrible hockey the world has ever witnessed. It was a near performance art* level of sloppiness: they fumbled passes, blew chances, got penalty after penalty, and oh yeah, never scored a single goal against their opponents the St. […]

Every Athlete on planet earth is doping

The International Sporting Alliance has announced that all sporting events will here-further be canceled due to the astonishing revelation that every athlete in every sport everywhere has been using performance enhancing drugs. From their headquarters in the notoriously sportless nation of Switzerland, ISA chairman Ander Sluutervik briefed the press: “After redefining the definition of doping, […]

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Haddock Review: Adventures in Plymptoons!

For the longest time, I simply didn’t realize that functions thrown by the elite of society are completely awash with all types alcoholic concoctions looking to impair my faculties. Chalk it up to my humble childhood, working the coriander fields in rural Peru. Such as it were, once I became a serious journalist, I would […]

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