Barbie Broke! Dream House up for Auction After Foreclosure

Barbie Dreamhouse

By Joshuah Creswell

Malibu, CA-The one-time queen of excess, and role model for wasteful, youth consumerism and anatomical insecurities, is forced to vacate her 5 square ft, 3 wall mansion in lieu of foreclosure.

Barbie Doll, 60, is the latest celebrity victim of a dismal economy and beyond means living. Years of lavish spending on new clothes, cars, furniture and all manner of all things pink has left her deep in dept.
Close friend, Stacy, told reporter, “After her divorce from Ken, she couldn’t stop buying things. She’s done every odd job she could find, but nothing that’s lasted or made much money. In many ways she was pretending.