BBC Ageism Leads to Denial of Ice Age

Alleged ageism at the BBC has taken a worrying turn this evening with a statement from BBC chiefs explaining that as far as they are concerned there were no other ages other than the present. The Ice Age, Stone Age and Iron Age are all known to have existed but not according to auntie Beeb. Not only that but Old age, Teen age, Age Concern and even anti ageing cream are now all apparently fictitious on all of their channels. A convoy of vans appeared outside their Shepherds Bush HQ about 7pm this evening and pro-ceded to remove all literature containing the three-letter word.