Big Breasted Battle-Axe Bobbies!

 

The government has announced plans to phase out both the Police Community Support Officer and the Street Warden – and replace them with fat old women with rolling pins. Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke set out the proposals in the House of Commons yesterday, following the success of a trial scheme in Bedford. Said Mr Clarke; “The PCSO has come
in for a great deal of criticism recently, whilst your average Street Warden, quite frankly, looks like he should be serving you a Mc-Quarter Pounder Meal with extra fries as opposed to telling you not to behave in an antisocial manner. A rotund, stern faced lady armed with a kitchen implement, on the other hand, has been shown to be just what we need to strike fear into the hearts of Britain’s miscreants and layabouts.â€