Blow Compare!

Senior health officials warned today of an epidemic sweeping the nation. Thousands of people are succumbing to the disease symptoms of sweaty palms, violent mood swings, sudden fits of rage and temporary blindness.

The government has issued a formal health warning regarding the dangers of Go Compare – itis. Sufferers have simply heard that annoying tune just one too many times and the sight of a corpulent fat tenor with a curly moustache is pushing them over the brink. Colonel Cedric Blimpworthy, a long-term sufferer of the affliction said “If I hear that bloody stupid excuse for a tune just one more time, I’ll ring that fat bar-steward’s neckâ€

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