Blue Ivy Carter and North West to collaborate on “Watch the Crib”

watchthecribTo prove that their offspring are indeed the products of super-humans, the respective newborns of Jay-Z and Kanye West will be collaborating on a record slated for release next summer. The album will be appropriately titled Watch the Crib, though I’ve Been on Wikipedia Since Conception was a close (and accurate) second choice.

At 2 months of age, North West has shown to have her father’s virtuoso genes. “She raps as good, if not better than her father,” claims producer Just Blaze. The album’s production is being supervised by Rick Rubin, as his beard has been Blue Ivy Carter’s security blanket since birth.

DMX has expressed interest in a feature on the album and everybody was like “wooooahhh there X, don’t think that’s a good idea for anyone…”

 

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