Bream me up!

Professor Sullivan Pronkstable, inventor in residence at the university of Sevenoaks has announced that preliminary tests have proved that the animal most likely to inherit the earth after mankind destroys himself will be the bream. ‘Bream are exceptionally devious, and they can smoke without getting cancer, one of our specimens can even operate a torch and tell bare-faced lies.’ He announced in an excited voice whilst trying to light his pipe. Representatives from NASA have taken a keen interest in the research and are believe to have created a Think Tank for gifted specimens at the Kennedy space centre.

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