The mystery of carrots disappearing from snowmen in Northumberland has been solved. CCTV in the village of Crumpleworth-Welling, revealed a group of masked rabbits have been launching dare-devil bungee attacks from the trees above people’s gardens. Rabbits were previously unknown to possess this kind of technology, although they are believed to be strong team players. ‘It seems we’re seeing the emergence of a criminal underworld in the rabbit community.’ Said Constable Sock, a local lawman. ‘Even further underground than normal!’ he continued, laughing. The families of children heartbroken by the theft have called for justice against these rogue-dants! A warren has been issued for their arrest.