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Plans by controversial artist ‘Dead Joseph’ to place a statue of ; Napoleon Bonaparte, on the fourth plinth at Trafalgar Square have been met with anger by naval veterans! But ultimately, according to the artist, this is the purpose of public art. “If it doesn’t make people angry, if it doesn’t insult them, then it’s […]

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Legendary ‘70s rockers Elephant Isis are to reform for a world tour. After months of speculation, lead singer and multi-instrumentalist Ian Pikeshaft, 72, has confirmed that he and other former band members guitarist Ken Phillips, 69, and bass player Ron White, 74, will be playing a series of concerts together for the first time in […]

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Reports are coming in that Pope Benedict (the whatever) is going to canonise a snail. As unbelievable as it sounds, the source (Father S. Lug) we have inside the St Michelle Cathedral, Vatican City tell us that one miracle has already been attributed to the snail and another is currently being investigated. According to the […]

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Cole Deadand, a spokesman for the National Rifle Association, has defended the rigorous  use of firearms in American political debate. ‘To say that (guns) can have only a negative impact is unconstitutional and, frankly, smacks of Communism,’ he said.  Mr Deadand, 62, upheld the right of every US citizen, regardless of mental health issues, to […]

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Prog Soldiers!

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A leaked government report has concluded that Modern music is now so bad, Simon cowell is  the new number 1 threat to world stability. He will be dealt with in due course…Oh yes…. But the human race has  become so dumbed down by the effluent that is X factor that intelligence levels have to be […]

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Aliens Exist – And they Taste Amazing!

Aliens have landed, and they ain’t half tasty! Reports from NASA indicate that alien lifeforms from outside our galaxy have landed on Earth and more are on the way disguised as popular foodstuffs. One of the first sightings was of a host of aliens – in the form of a Full English Breakfast – coming […]

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Stealth Kite Spies on Allotment

Hyper-competitive Welsh vegetable growers have resorted to extreme measures to try and win the county cup. A group of green fingered enthusiasts from the village of Clobber in Monmouthshire have been caught red handed spying on their competitors using what can only be described as a “Stealth Kite”.  The canvas structure 40′ x 40′ is deployed at night with a gardener slung […]

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The United Kingdom is now fatter than ever according to recent statistics. The messy aftermath of Christmas has created a fresh mob of the overweight, and overindulgence needs putting to a stop. New research suggests that the only way to crack the fat is to substitute the junk food craze with a new, healthier, alternative […]

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Spaceship Did Not Belong to Christ!

Christ never owned a spaceship At a press conference in Jordan, scientists and experts on holy relics have confirmed that pieces of what was claimed to be Christ’s Spaceship are in fact the remains of something else. They pointed out that Christ never mentioned a spaceship in any of his sermons or parables, and yet it is well […]

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