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Following on from The Haddock’s exclusive (insert link) that Charles Bronson is working on security for the Rolling Stones, another celebrity name has now become involved. Ex prime minister, Tony Blair, has joined the band as lead guitarist.  Blair said that “After running the country everyday, there’s naff all to do once you step down.  […]

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Nearly Dead Ringers

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Twenty-five people were hospitalised with chest injuries yesterday following a mass crushing during a crowd surge at an over sixty-fives hand-bell concert at St Swithin by the Fields Parish church in the Suffolk village of Womblesby. Organisers blamed gatecrashers who climbed over the wire fences in a bid to attend the sold out event headlined […]

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Rock’n’Snow!

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Rock Stars don’t worry about the encroaching snow (forecast for the end of the week) they simply call upon the love of their fans. Rumours abound that devotees are willing to sniff a line of dandruff if it belongs to one of their heroes, why not go one better? Zingo Cynara,lead singer of Thrash Punk Metal Bauhaus disco four piece […]

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