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Haddicked to Cod

Haddock get a raw deal. They’ve been playing second fiddle to Cod for a long time now, often left to go all dry and flaky in the glass display case while other fish, saveloys, pies, king ribs and other delights are dished out to the public. While you may think this is a good thing, […]

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Mid Wife Crisis!

UK Prime Minister Launches The Big Society By Fanny Haddock UK Prime Minister Dez Cameroon’s ‘Big Society’ vision has finally been implemented with The Big Society Issue – a new weekly entertainment and current affairs magazine to be sold on the streets by the hard hit middle-classes who are vulnerably mortgaged to the hilt and […]

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Liver Transpint!

Liver Transpint!

Government plans put forward by Anti-Fun Secretary Sir Rosis to increase the price of Booze in an attempt to stop us drinking have gone off  the scale. According to Watchgrog, the price of a beer has now exceeded that of a liver transplant! Apparently it is now cheaper to have your liver swapped ten times a night than go to […]

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Campbell in the Wind

Alastair Campbell was knocked over by a fart on his way home from Question Time last night. The fart, believed to have come from George Galloway (because it smelled of battered sausage and Iron Bru) was sent via a new type of organic text message available only to MP’s. Flatu-text, a way of sending farts […]

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