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The shock waves are still reverberating today after two football pundits were revealed to be boorish, sexist simpletons. It had been thought previously that all members of this elite group were urbane and articulate paragons of wit. This would seem now not to be the case. ‘Basically, she’s come on and played a blinder,’ an […]

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In preparation for the 2012 Olympics in London, certain British pastimes are to be introduced to the games. The following sports have been put forward as possible events at the games; Three positions bland cookery High speed un-called for xenophobic behavior Tag team delusions about how good things used to be One on one lying […]

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Getting Your Egg Over!

Getting Your Egg Over!

Join the latest fun craze sweeping across the country: Shellatio!  What’s shellatio you ask? Well  the answer is very simple, it’s egg throwing … but with a difference. “It’s brilliant!” Danny Bother from from Henley explains. “You get pissed, find a church, and throw eggs over it! The first person to get an egg over the tower […]

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In a new twist on the old U2 spy plane story, American Basketball legend and world’s tallest man Guy Scraper has been charged with invading Russian airspace whilst on a fact finding mission in Chechnya for his charity: Plight for Height a quest to help giant starving babies. Mr Scraper who is eleven foot tall […]

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Cue-Ball Stomach-Pump Hell Defeat!

Paramedics were called to a pub in Staffordshire over the Christmas holidays after a freak accident during a pool competition. Local men Rick ‘Potmaster’ Stephens and Crispin ‘Deepan’ Evens were down to the last two balls on the table when Stephens, completing what he thought was the winning shot, applied so much back spin he […]

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