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Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout

Lawn Jockeys Hold Ground Amidst Possible Season Lockout By: ¬†Thinker St. James With the latest contract proposal roundly rejected by lawn jockeys, talks between their union and the Thoroughbred Hobbyhorse Racing Association have gridlocked for the third straight week according to THRA spokeswoman Jane Sweeney. The continued tension between the jockeys and their team owners […]

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Barack Obama to Take Tiger Woods as Second Wife

In line with his policy on gay marriage¬†Barack Obama is to marry Tiger Woods in a private ceremony later today. The relationship is to be completely plutonic as neither man is gay but it is hoped that by this gesture both men will benefit financially and be liked more. There was some speculation that the […]

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Spiderman Defeated by Bungalow!

One Storey Spiderman cannot win Spiderman meets his greatest challenge to date when pitted against a new enemy ‘Bungalow’. Bungalow does nasty things to pets, civil servants and public property and Spidey is sent in to stop him. There’s only one problem … as his name suggests Bungalow lives in a one story building. Not […]

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