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The government have refuted claims that the new London Pigeon Rental Act is in fact a form of stealth tax. The policy, which will cost Londoners ten pence each for the pleasure of having pigeons in Trafalgar Square and other areas, was successfully passed through the House of Lords yesterday. Also included in the Bill […]

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Dandruff death?

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Police today are investigating what is thought to be the first death by severe dandruff in history. Inspector Malcolm Dashboard of Devon & Cornwall police said in a press conference today: “The deceased, who’s family requests that he not be named due to cronic embarrassment, was found in the bathroom of his flat, and it […]

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