Condiment of the Season.

A salt on the snow!

People of England, you can’t rely on public transport, you can’t rely on gritting lorries which fall to pieces in the street like clown cars. Take matters into your own hands by strapping a packet of table salt to the bonnet of your car (see picture) . Enjoy safe driving, your car will grip the road like it’s on rails as the snow simply melts away before you … feel like Moses parting the Red Sea as you glide past jackknifed lorries and upturned AA vans on your way to the promised land of Job. Take pressure off the Government’s ill equipped and badly organised infrastructure and make table salt your Condiment of the Season!

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Posted by on December 15, 2010. Filed under Haddock Education, Haddock Science, Haddock UK, Haddock Weather. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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