Condiment of the Season.

A salt on the snow!

People of England, you can’t rely on public transport, you can’t rely on gritting lorries which fall to pieces in the street like clown cars. Take matters into your own hands by strapping a packet of table salt to the bonnet of your car (see picture) . Enjoy safe driving, your car will grip the road like it’s on rails as the snow simply melts away before you … feel like Moses parting the Red Sea as you glide past jackknifed lorries and upturned AA vans on your way to the promised land of Job. Take pressure off the Government’s ill equipped and badly organised infrastructure and make table salt your Condiment of the Season!

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