Konda Eggs

Why waste your time with a chocolate egg containing a crappy plastic toy when you can get one with a contraceptive device inside instead. These novelty items produced by Buckinghamshire Company, How Do You Like Em Ltd.  are the perfect ice breaker at parties. The unsuspecting girl receives a lovely surprise, a chocolate egg, how nice. But when she opens it, what does she find inside? A Condom! How you’ll laugh before finding a quiet spot to have sex!

Tests in the London area found opinion divided.

“The blokes love it, they think it shows their sensitive and responsible side,” said Clifford Flench from How Do You Like Em Ltd. “The girls aren’t so sure, they tend to lash out a bit and phone the emergency services.”

As a result of this, plans to launch a version containing Viagra are currently on hold.