Could Royal Porn Solve the Eurozone Crisis and Cure HIV?

Buckingham Palace

An independent think tank published findings today which suggest that the world economic crisis, HIV in Africa and the plight of Romanian orphans could all be solved in one fell swoop if certain key celebrities agreed to take their clothes off an pose for glamour magazines. Top of the list is, unsurprisingly, the Dutchess of Cambridge followed by the queen and members of the Monaco royal family.

“If your lifestyle is funded by the tax payer,”  said arthur chance head of the quango. “Then you have to give something back. Porn is a thriving industry with impressive margins and royal toilet parts are a sure fire winner!”

To back up their claims the team conducted a virtual auction online which proved that if all the world’s royal families posed nude and sold the pictures the proceeds would have raised enough money to plan and execute a mission to Jupiter, lasso the gas giant and tow it back to planet Earth. Not only that but they’d still have enough money left over to provide Jonathon Ross with hairspray for five months! Food for thought!