Dandruff death?

Police today are investigating what is thought to be the first death by severe dandruff in history.

Inspector Malcolm Dashboard of Devon & Cornwall police said in a press conference today: “The deceased, who’s family requests that he not be named due to cronic embarrassment, was found in the bathroom of his flat, and it seems the initial cause of death was a very itchy and flakey scalp. We are obviously keeping an open mind as to other possible causes of death, such as the single gunshot wound to the head also evident, but we are appealing for witnesses that might have seen Mr Reynolds….sorry…..the deceased purchasing any medicated hair products, can they please contact west Midlands Police, and they’ll pass the message on”

The investigation continues.