Dear Aunty Haddock

Dear Aunty Haddock,

I keep dreaming that I am a Weetabix, and then wake up the following morning in the bath, wearing beige pyjamas, up to my neck in semi-skimmed milk. Is this normal?

Dear Simon,

Up to your neck in semi-skimmed milk is fine, just don’t let it go fully past your eyes!

Hope this helps.
Aunty Haddock.