Dignitas Clinic offers ‘Death by Mason Ramsey Yodelling’

Death by Yodelling just became a thing

Executioners at the famous Dignitas assisted suicide clinic in Switzerland were so impressed by Mason Ramsey’s Yodelling that they are now proud to offer it as a way to die.

Using rats, they discovered that prolonged exposure to Mason’s new single could drive even the most stable and contented creature to take its own life.

For the new offering, guests will be led into a room containing a table full of lethal items including guns, knives, sleeping pills and a grenade.

They will then be locked in with a bottle of whiskey and exposed to Mason Ramsey’s yodelling on loop until they cannot stand it any longer.

Pro choice organisations have been quick to praise the scheme.

 

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