WEBSITE DISCLAIMER for www.thehaddock.co.uk
The Haddock is a Funny News Website full of Weird News and Topical stories, all of which are completely fictitious. We do not wish to upset anyone, these stories are just jokes designed to make people laugh. If you see anything on the site which you think is offensive or libellous or plagiarist in any way, please inform us immediately and we shall remove it. Further to that, we do collect email addresses and names from the subscription form but under no circumstances do we share any personal information with anyone else!
Okay, before we continue, let’s make the following things absolutely clear!
1) We try our best to use non-copywrited images. If you see one of your images on our site and you want us to take it down, let us know and we will do so IMMEDIATELY!
2) The site has swearing on it…but we are not, to our knowledge, overtly offensive or predjudiced, if you think we have done something that offends you or you don’t like something we’ve said… just tell us, we’ll talk to you about it and if we agree we’ll take it down. Our aim is to make people laugh, not make them hate us or us to put them down.
3) We have guest interviews, audio and video. The views, comments, language and anything else said by the people we talk to are their own…The Haddock takes no responsibility for offence caused by these people. But, once again, if you don’t like it and you have due cause…then talk to us and we’ll look into it.
But don’t waste your time sueing us…we don’t have any money!
This disclaimer details our obligations to you regarding our website. This disclaimer has been provided and approved by legal forms provider LegalCentre.co.uk. Please read this disclaimer in full before you use this Website. Using the Website implies that you accept the terms of this disclaimer. We do occasionally update this disclaimer so please refer back to them in the future.
1.1 You are permitted to use our website for your own purposes and to print and download material from this Website provided that you do not modify any content without our consent. Material on this website must not be republished online or offline without our permission.
1.2 The copyright and other intellectual property rights in all material on this Website are owned by us or our licensors and must not be reproduced without our prior consent.
1.3 Subject to paragraph 1.1, no part of this Website may be reproduced without our prior written permission.
2.2 When using this website you shall not post or send to or from this Website any material for which you have not obtained all necessary consents, is discriminatory, obscene, pornographic, defamatory, liable to incite racial hatred, in breach of confidentiality or privacy, which may cause annoyance or inconvenience to others, which encourages or constitutes conduct that would be deemed a criminal offence, give rise to a civil liability, or otherwise is contrary to the law in the United Kingdom;
3.1 We take all reasonable steps to ensure that this Website is available 24 hours every day, 365 days per year. However, websites do sometimes encounter downtime due to server and, other technical issues. Therefore we will not be liable if this website is unavailable at any time.
4.1 Any links to third party websites located on this Website are provided for your convenience only. We have not reviewed each third party website and have no responsibility for such third party websites or their content.
4.2 If you would like to link to this Website, you may only do so on the basis that you link to, but do not replicate, any page on this Website and you do not in any way imply that we are endorsing any services or products unless this has been specifically agreed with us.
4.3 If you choose to link to our website in breach of Paragraph 4.2 you shall fully indemnify us for any loss or damage suffered as a result of your actions.
5.1 We take all reasonable steps to ensure that the information on this Website is correct. However, we do not guarantee the correctness or completeness of material on this Website. Neither we nor any other party (whether or not involved in producing, maintaining or delivering this Website), shall be liability or responsible for any kind of loss or damage that may result to you or a third party as a result of your or their use of our website. This exclusion shall include servicing or repair costs and, without limitation, any other direct, indirect or consequential loss.
This Legal Notice shall be governed by and construed in accordance with English law. Any dispute(s) arising in connection with this Legal Notice are subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of England and Wales.
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