Drive By Fluting

Four musicians were fighting for their lives last night after violence erupted at the third High Wycombe municipal flute solo recitals  in the town hall. The highly charged evening saw tensions finally boil over between deadly rivals Tarquin ‘Flute Dawg’ Fotherengay and the hotly tipped up and coming young upstart Nathaniel ‘Fingersmith’ Kilblythe. Proceedings got off to an incendiary start when Fotherengay burst through the doors over fifteen minutes late wearing a thick fur coat loaded with bling and unashamedly smoking a blunt of marijuana. He then proceeded to wow the auditorium with a fifteen minute set comprising Bach’s 1814 Symphony mixed in with Chopin’s fifth Chamber Concerto. Not to be outdone, Kilblythe then took to the stage with the words; “Yo sup Dawg, better listen good. I’m gonna be ripping you a new one tonight, y’all hear?â€

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