Drug Mule Goes to School!

Donkey

Donkey

Police have unveiled their latest weapon in the fight to prevent children from getting addicted to illegal substances. Danny the Drugs Mule, a four year old donkey from a sanctuary near Peterborough will start touring schools on Monday with a new routine which involves him being force fed class A substances by his handlers then collapsing into a stupor and possibly dying of a drug induced heart attack. It is hoped the display will shock children into leaving narcotics alone. Mark Simpleton, President of the Society To Offset Narcotics Epidemic Riots (STONER) told The Haddock; “The message is undeniably hard hitting but the abuse of an innocent dumb animal is surely a price worth paying when it comes to getting our kids off drugs. Hopefully when these five and six year olds see Danny thrashing about the floor in undeniable signs of distress having been force fed copious amounts of narcotics they will vow never to get involved themselves.â€