Dyslexic Graffiti Artists helped by Spellcheck Spray Cans!

 

Nothing worse than wrongly spelled expletives

Nothing worse than wrongly spelled expletives

What is worse than graffiti?Graffiti that is incorrectly spelled!It’s enough of a public eyesore to see words written all over every flat surface in the Greater London area without having to put up with bad grammar!However, help maybe at hand for the “illiterate” illegally decorating our cities.”Speak and Spray” is an innovative new device which helps the average syntax deficient despoiler vandalize to his hearts content, safe in the knowledge that the Oxford English Dictionary will prevent him from spelling even the most abhorrent expletive incorrectly.A microphone on the back of the can allows the would-be felon to annunciate his chosen phrase.The clever little computer chip will then call out the letters, one by one as he sprays them onto the wall.A camera on the nozzle will even let him know if he’s made a mistake and berate the poor fool accordingly.The inventors of the device are hoping that in future all graffiti will be correctly spelled and grammatically accurate for us all to enjoy.