Elton Adopts Pot Plant!

Sir Elton John and his partner David Furnish are to acquire a potted plant, it has been announced. The plant – believed to be taken  from a cutting – will have pride of place in the couple’s living room and will be cared for, in the main, by a professional gardener. Neither having green fingers,  both men are nonetheless keen to do their bit to assist with the plant‘s wellbeing.

‘Sir Elton is determined to water the plant as often as he can,’ says an insider, ‘and of course David will be there to water it, too. However, with their busy schedules, it will be impossible for them to be watering it the whole time.’