Feminist’s Vagina shocks: “Penises deserve the gas chamber!”

...and a German accent!

…and a German accent!

A radical feminist’s vagina has raised eyebrows over a series of tweets it sent out last Friday voicing its somewhat extreme feelings towards the sex organs of men. Betty, the vagina of feminist blogger Anna Schmundilech, went on a 38-tweet tirade which spanned many subjects; most notably, a passage about penises being “violent sexual anarchists” who are all deserving of a “swift death by gas chamber.”

Below are some of the vagina’s most provocative statements:

Penises are the root of all wrongness. They are what make men violent sexual anarchists and turn them into bearded hockey players. –@BettytheVag (8:13PM 21 Nov 2014)”


They cause men to be primal, hunter-like creatures, with appetites for the perverse. Completely unlike the intentions of nature. –@BettytheVag (8:32PM 21 Nov 2014)”


I feel that all societies would be safer if male genitals were sent to work camps. Sorted by strengths and skills, and put to good use as workers… (1/2) –@BettytheVag (8:43PM 21 Nov 2014)”


…then allowed to die a painless, swift death by gas chamber when their tasks are completed, thus ensuring the safety of vaginas everywhere. (2/2) –@BettytheVag (8:46PM 21 Nov 2014)”

When asked for comment on her vagina’s extreme stance, Anna Schmundilech issued a statement of her own: “I would like to make clear that the opinions of my vagina are not necessarily viewpoints that I share. That being said, it does raise a number of valid concerns, and if anything, you have to admire how articulate it is.”

Dr Johannesburg Swivel Posted by on November 23, 2014. Filed under Haddock Culture, Haddock US. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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