Flygeria: Billionaires fall out of the African Sky!

The British government has warned millionaire bachelors without heirs to avoid Nigerian airspace following a spate of bizarre aeroplane crashes which have left thousands of their number dead. Foreign Secretary William Hague urged wealthy unmarried Brits not to travel by plane to the western African republic until a UN investigation team has discovered the cause of the phenomena which has seen planes literally raining down out of the sky. Nigerian Interior Minister Mbeke Mboto told a press conference; “It is just a nightmare. Nobody in Nigeria can go outside without running the risk of being hit by a stray piece of fuselage containing the blackened remains of an extremely wealthy but unfortunate westerner who has forgotten to make a will.â€

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