France to change first language to English

The people of France voted overwhelmingly to change their first language to English with a bad French accent, yesterday, in a referendum held amid growing fears that the French language was dying. The vote seems to have been swayed after the entire first series of ‘Allo ‘Allo! Was shown on television, followed by Steve Martin’s Pink Panther remake the night before the vote.
‘Zis is a grate day for ze great nation of Fronce,