Frozen Pipes cause Misery for Old Men

Old men, nerds, anglers, crown green bowlers and other pipe smoking types have been hit hard by the big freeze. Pipes, a type of wooden cigarette, don’t like the cold apparently. “Can’t light the bastard” Said Egbert Pike, a lifetime pipe smoker. Frozen beer is also causing major problems for Britain’s “Sad Old Git” or SOG community. “Usually we’d cheer ourselves up by doin a bit’o train spottin.” Commented Trevor Beige, a well respected SOG. “But they’re not runnin neither.” Yes, spare a thought for Britain’s trainspotters in these bleak days of winter. Apparently it’s not nearly as much fun when they don’t move!

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Posted by on December 22, 2010. Filed under Haddock UK, Haddock Weather. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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