Gaga and Bieber Flavoured Crisps

Developers at ‘Fame Juice Ltd.‘ a snack company in Hove UK, claim to have invented authentic Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber flavoured crisps and plan to put them on sale this week. The unusual combination, believed to have been created using sweat samples collected at various concerts, is said to taste similar to sea water with perfume in it. However, despite this daunting culinary prospect, hoards of fans are expected to turn up for the launch of the celebrity snack. The estates of both stars are understood to be pushing for a verdict of unlawful sweat theft, but under UK law this is not a crime because sweat is not a reproductive fluid.

The same company are now planning to launch a range of celebrity saliva lip balms.