George Osbourne Selling Knocked-Off DVD’s to Save The Economy!

Save the Economy with Crime!

The government has been forced on to the defensive after it emerged Chancellor George Osbourne has been visiting building sites and pubs attempting to sell dodgy knocked off DVDs in an attempt to shore up the nation’s finances. Rumours began circulating in Westminster yesterday afternoon after Business Secretary Vince Cable was escorted out of a cinema in Hammersmith after being spotted attempting to film the latest Inbetweeners film with a portable video camera. Meanwhile during angry scenes at PMQs David Cameron was forced to deny he had been ‘busted’ last week by trading standards after attempting to sell counterfeit designer tracksuits from a stall in Norwich market. “There is absolutely no truth at all in these absurd and slanderous allegations,