Ghost Monkey Head Floats Through Parliament

Flying Monkey Head

What is believed to have been an apparition of a monkey’s head floated through the house of commons this afternoon interrupting Prime Minister’s question time.

David Cameron was stopped mid sentence as the simian spectre hovered before him. At present it is unclear if they had words.

After that the ghost continued on its way, drifting right through John Bercow the speaker of the house before disappearing into the far wall.

Police are warning people to be vigilant in case the head appears again.

Stopping short of suggesting that it may actually be a danger to the public, they have advised anyone seeing anything suspicious to report it immediately.

Unsubstantiated rumours of a floating Giraffe torso orbiting Regent’s Park have yet to be  confirmed.