Gimp Couple Refused Board at Sussex Hotel

Mildred and Clive Brown, a gimp couple of pensionable age were refused board at the Upin Arms, a Sussex Hotel. The proprietors of the establishment, whilst claiming to be fairly broad minded, felt that two PVC clad septuagenarians may upset some of the other guests.  Mildred and Clive have vowed to take their case to the high court claiming that they have been unduly discriminated against.

“Just because we’re not boring, they won’t let us stay at their hotel!” Said Mildred … or was it Clive?