God of War 4: Is Kratos the Trans hero we need in 2018?

MUH REPRESENTATION!!

REPRESENTATION!!

God of War 4 is everything a good game should be: smart, fun, gorgeous to look at, and a big party for people who enjoy blood on their tongues. I have blood under my fingernails right now, and I haven’t even played the game. That should tell you something, though I don’t know what that something is.

Kratos, the hero/anti-hero/bucket of chicken wings of the game, is a complex character. He’s now a father, a murderer of many gods, and overall a complete and total cunt. But is he the transsexual hero we need and deserve in current year?

Let’s look at some of the truths here: the game he charters is very popular. He’s a well-established figure in a vast and impressive universe. He’s also extremely sexy and a jerk, which is highly attractive. He hasn’t changed his sex or gender though, which does perhaps throw a wrench in the the trans angle.

So sadly, while Kratos is a paragon of outrageous and hyperbolic behavior, he is not a transsexual, thus fucking up this entire article. Maybe Samus is trans…probably not, but maybe. Make a video game with a trans protagonist if you want one very badly. They’re not hard or expensive to produce from what I understand. God of War 4 is the shit though so play it if you like good video games. Or just watch the career highlights of Takanori Gomi on Youtube. It’s your dumb life.

Bennet Vindushali

Bennet Vindushali

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Bennet Vindushali Posted by on May 7, 2018. Filed under Haddock Culture, Haddock Entertainment. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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