Haddock Exclusive: More of Stephen Hilton’s Disturbingly Weird Policies Revealed.

An undercover Haddock reporter has managed to obtain a new list of David Cameron’s Director of Strategy Stephen Hilton’s fresh batch of policy ideas. The Guardian newspaper revealed 2 years ago a handful of Hilton’s strange ideas, including closing Job Center’s for no conceivable reason and abolishing maternity leave. But it would seem Mr. Hilton has only got weirder. Here are a few of our personal favorites.

 

  • Every
    Welshman will be allowed to carry a gun, but not across the border, or in Port Talbot
  • God shall be renamed “Archibald the Angry
    Posted by on October 12, 2011. Filed under Haddock Politics, Haddock UK. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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