Though the rapper Mike Jones never could have known it at the time, when he penned his verse for T-Pain’s “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper),” his words were actually describing The Hunger Games‘ dream-weaving female lead Jennifer Lawrence: “she’s every man’s dream; she’s God’s gift to Earth.”
Just those lines though. The rest of the verse is about strippers.
Jennifer Lawrence is what Zooey Deschanel would be like if Zooey Deschanel was a real person. She’s gorgeous, drinks heavy, and most importantly, she says cute and funny things that make people squint their eyes, side-smile and say “oooh youuu…”
Here are Jennifer Lawrence’s 8 greatest quotes to date, minus the one about her pissing on a chihuahua:
A woman who I not only want to suckle upon for all eternity, but who also makes me interested in hearing what she has to say about things? Jennifer Lawrence, you truly are one-of-a-kind. Continue to say the first thing that comes into your head; they are the quotes that make our one-sided love grow stronger and stronger with each passing day.