Haddock Quotables – The Best of Jennifer Lawrence (So Far)

Though the rapper Mike Jones never could have known it at the time, when he penned his verse for T-Pain’s “I’m N Luv (Wit a Stripper),” his words were actually describing The Hunger Games‘ dream-weaving female lead Jennifer Lawrence: “she’s every man’s dream; she’s God’s gift to Earth.”

Just those lines though. The rest of the verse is about strippers.

Jennifer Lawrence is what Zooey Deschanel would be like if Zooey Deschanel was a real person. She’s gorgeous, drinks heavy, and most importantly, she says cute and funny things that make people squint their eyes, side-smile and say “oooh youuu…”

Here are Jennifer Lawrence’s 8 greatest quotes to date, minus the one about her pissing on a chihuahua:

8. On the bitter price she’s paid for fame:

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7. On delusional self-perception:

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6. On outmoded conventions of civilized society:

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5. On commitment:

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4. On her roots in the hip-hop community:

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3. On get money:

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2. On overcoming adversity:

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1. On patriotism, and the plight of Zombie-plagued nations:

jenniferlawrencequote8A woman who I not only want to suckle upon for all eternity, but who also makes me interested in hearing what she has to say about things? Jennifer Lawrence, you truly are one-of-a-kind. Continue to say the first thing that comes into your head; they are the quotes that make our one-sided love grow stronger and stronger with each passing day.

Bennet Vindushali

Bennet Vindushali

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