Height Restrictions mean it’s ‘Missionary Impossible’ for Tom and Katie

missionary impossible

A scientific study into the relationship between height and available sexual positions has identified a potential flaw in the love life of couples like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

Due to the fact she is tall enough to be his mother it seems that in all likelihood the missionary position is not possible for Katie Holmes with her diminutive hubby.

That is not to say that a wonderful smorgasbord of penetration is not open to the couple, and many people find missionary one of the least stimulating methods.

But, as the saying goes, there’s nothing worse than an itch you just can’t scratch …

Of course, our Tom is nothing if not resourceful so in all likelihood he’s found a way to do it, perhaps by dislocating his wife’s leg socket and attaching her ankle to her head with packing tape!