Welcome, welcome, welcome! Welcome to the Haddock, the web’s newest newspaper. The Haddock is home to a group of like minded individuals who like to poke fun at the world in a humourous and bizarre fashion for the general entertainment of the public. I am going to say this once, and once only … don’t take it too seriously folks, if you have a mind to consider the contents of what you are reading, you are bound to realise sooner or later that the stories, whilst presented in a ‘true to life’ fashion are, of course, utterly bogus. Any resemblance to real people or places is not only coincidental, but evidence that the world is in fact populated with lunatics and we were simply fortunate enough to guess what some of them were up to. So, without further ado, we present our publication to you dear reader, for mirth and enjoyment forthwith. Tell your friends, tell your mum, tell the world … thank goodness there’s a newspaper out there that not only talks rubbish but freely admits it (unlike certain red topped rags that we chose not to mention). I should also like to point out that, unlike other publications, we do so without offending anyone (too much) and without the need to swear (well, not really anyway) so even your granny can enjoy a bit of Haddock with her tea. We’re up and running, we’re live, we’re on our way to cyberspace … so watch out!