The Queen Rejects Nude Portrait of Her by 9yr Old Schoolboy

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said that Her Majesty was unable to endorce the picture  drawn by Alex Finch of Sevenoaks (aged 9) which he sent to the Palace Last week.

Apparently she said that although the drawing was quite good it depicted her in a wholly inappropriate manner (ie. Naked except for a tiara and a thong).

She wished him the best of luck with his artistic endevours but asked that he draw someone else in future or he’ll end up in the Tower of London.

The Haddock understands that Alex has been grounded for 1 week by his parents and elected school captain by his Head Master as a result of the incident.