Horn today, Cone Tomorrow!

In a bid to protect the impossibly rare African Black Rhino, a group from the Somerset village of Hoggpimpleton have amassed nearly two and a half thousand traffic cones. The plan is to find the animals and carefully remove their horns thus rendering them valueless to poachers. Having done this, each animal will then have a motorway bollard surgically attached to its face so that it may continue with day to day Rhino administrative activities such as rooting around in filth and fighting other Rhinos. The Cones are highly visible, even in twilight and so the poachers will know that there is no point in killing the animal.

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Posted by on December 14, 2010. Filed under Haddock Animals, Haddock Science, Haddock World. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can leave a response or trackback to this entry

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