Inside Bout!

The government has come up with a radical new strategy to curb the ever rising prison population – by arming inmates with weapons and forcing them to go up against one another in a last man st’anding style contest. Justice Secretary Kenneth Clarke told The Commons; “By pitching the most serious criminals off against one another in a gladiatorial style battle royal we can hope to reduce the prison population right down to one, who is bound to be a hardcore Arnold Swarzenegger type character from The Running Man who has been jailed for a crime he didn’t commit.â€

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