Satan Encouraged to Step Down

Satan, the Lord of all Darkness, has told The Haddock he is loved by all his people in hell and that there are no murmurings of discontent deep within the bowels of Hades. In an exclusive interview with this news website Lucifer told our reporter the atmosphere in hell is one of harmony and peace and that those suffering under everlasting torment until the end of time want him to remain with him as their leader and torturer for all eternity. “Certain people, such as priests, vicars and above all the so called ‘King of the Jews,’ Jesus Christ, the saviour of mankind have been spreading entirely false and malicious rumours that I am somehow a bad person who enjoys causing suffering to my people,

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