ITV Presenters have Collective Orgasm whilst watching Barcelona play football

Barcelona Orgasm

ITV had a minor crisis on their hands this evening after every single member of staff working on the broadcasting of the Chelsea VS Barcelona game had an orgasm. It is alleged that Barcelona’s style of play became too much for the collective to bare.

Commentator Clive Tyldesley appeared to be the first to go. Whilst live, Tyldesley said, “There is nothing, absolutely nothing, more beautiful than watching Lionel Messi beating players.

It’s like the first time you ever heard The Beatles, the first cry of a new born baby, it is just indescribably beautif. . . . Wait I. . . .